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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Sam: Owen, would you like a six-pack?
Owen: No, I dont like beer.
If life gives you lemons, find someone who life gave vodka.
And boy do i know too many people like that.
(Nicks showing off)
Charles: Wow, where did you get your mucles from?
Courage is not the absence of fear; rather, it is the conquering of it
Chris (jauntily): So, Whats up guys?
Me: Well, Cian just fell down that manhole.
One way to live is to live life to the full.
Another is to live it by half.
The third is to be emo.
Curly Bob: Wow, Mark was right about the massive doughnuts!
Andrew: Owen, thats a ferris wheel.
A smile is a curved line that sets everything straight
SHUTUP OR YOUR DEAD
- Ms Trouset
Zohar: But it wasn't me Miss!
Ms Trouset: I dont care, I just want somebody out of the room!
You will forget what they said. You will forget what they did. But you will never forget how they made you feel
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named, "Bush," "Dick," and "Colon." Need I say more?
I can speak 7 languages!
(holds up 5 fingers)
- Dr Aullybux
Frau Wolf: I have 14 degrees, it you who needs more, not me!!
Me: do you mean 4 miss?
Frau Wolf: Well, i supose so.
From an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: 1. Open Packet 2. Eat Nuts
Look, it stopped snowing! You can play. Oh, its hailing now. Play anyway. Yes Frankie, despite the rain.
- Mr Watts, PE teacher.
Work is punishment for not procrastinating effectively
(re enacting Lord of the Rings)
Charles: For Gondor!
Strides forward with head turned. Into tree.
Charles: All right, who put that there?
Jeremy Clarkson: We CAN do it! We ARE doing it!
Richard Hammond: The b***** roof just flew off.
Frankie: What do we have next?
Me: Umm, Maths.
Frankie: Shutup, we have Science. Your always wrong.
Me: You shutup. Science? wierdo, we have Drama.
Frankie: Lets ask Ben, he always knows.
Me: Naa, Miss took his planner for an "inspection"
Frankie: Lets check our planners!
Me: Good idea!
Frankie: Oh *!*%££$^%^&$£%^%$&&(*)&^%£"$£"$"!£*&^
Me: What?
Frankie: This is a double period you plonker!
Jennie/Unknown: WE own this table now!!!!
Mrs Nowikii: Jennie, sit down and stop being noisy.
Jennie/Unknown: Sorry Miss.
Me: Wheres Charles?
Dylan: Toilet
Me: What? iv'e been looking for him for an hour!
Dylan: Oh. I guess its been a while.
Me: Go check he's OK.
(Dylan goes off)
2 minutes later:
Dylan: He's fine
Me: Then whys he been in the toilet for an hour?
Dylan: The locks broken
Me: Oh. lol.
Dylan: Andrews fixing it with a crowbar.
Me (giving running comentry on cricket game)
And Ben C's bowled it!
And Ben D's hit it!
And, ooof, that was my stomach!
Watch where, ahhh (end of broken cricket bat hits me in forehead)
Charlie the Unicorn: Fine ill go in the freekin candy cave!
Thats like saying........ Something REALLY stupid
Russell
Cian: Pixies! Were all pixies!
(Drama lesson, acting out parts of Much Ado About Nothing)
Chris: (Hitting on Ben) So, how your doing baby?
Ben: Uhhh, (nervous laugh) I...
Ms Derwent: Ok, this is beginning to like like a boy making a move on a boy!
Chris: Technicly it is Miss
You ain't a beauty but hey your all right
- Bruce Springsteen, Thunder Road.
Me: Miss, i have to go to a music lesson now
Ms Skaife: Ok, dont be long
Me: Uhh, 20 mins?
Ms Skaife: WHAT? what is the matter with you?
Me: Umm, i have music lessons?
Ms Skaife: Oh. Ok. Just, just, go, i thought, no, just GO!
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